“A Heated Argument Erupts Between a Doctor and His Wife”

After a night out, a young man is dropping off his 19-year-old girlfriend at her house. They share a sweet goodnight kiss at the door, but feeling a bit daring, he leans against the wall and asks with a grin, “Hey, do you want to… you know?”

Shocked, she whispers, “Are you crazy? My parents will hear us!”

“Come on,” he insists, “Who’s going to hear us at this hour?”

She shakes her head, “But what if we get caught?”

“They’re all asleep!” he says, trying to convince her.

“No way. It’s too risky!” she replies, still hesitant.

“Please,” he begs, “I love you so much!”

But just as they continue back and forth, the hallway light flicks on. Her little sister, looking half-asleep, steps into view and says, “Dad says just go ahead and do it, or Mom will. Or if necessary, Dad says he can come down himself and take care of it.”

Then, with a smirk, she adds, “But, he also says to take your hand off the intercom.”